Here’s a story I never thought I would write, but here we are. Gwyneth Paltrow is once again making headlines for all the wrong reasons, however, this time, she’s a victim of an extremely disturbing act.
Last week, celebrity gossip newsletter Popbitch revealed that a celeb who recently stayed with Paltrow at her mansion in the Hamptons had “catastrophically shat themselves in bed”.
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And if you thought that’s bad, you haven’t read anything yet.
The article goes on to say that the suspect “fled back to the city before they had to face the music.” In other words, the person decided to pull a Houdini and vanish once they realised what they had done.
“It’s not all shits and giggles for New York’s upper crust as they head to the Hamptons for the summer season. It’s mostly just shits,” read the blind item.
The anonymous source who submitted the inital blind item claimed that the explosive incident was due to Ozempic, suggesting that it won’t be the last time we hear about something like this happening.
“Gwynnie’s guest won’t be the only shitter in the Hamptons this year. Ozempic-induced diarrhoea is becoming a very hot topic of conversation between hosts there – because so many of their guests are using it. So expect laundrettes to be fully booked from July 4th.
The bizarre incident quickly caught the attention of Instagram’s most prolific gossip account, Deux Moi, which shared its own blind item about the “crappy incident.”
